So I was thinking, zombies are pretty sweet, that’s an obvious one. But, I started to wonder what would be cooler; being a zombie but still having brain function (basically just having a massive bloodlust and feeding it by killing and consuming brain tissue,) or being the only uninfected left, but with all the supplies (including ammo) I need to survive.
At first glance, the zombie side sounds way cooler. I mean you get to kill people and eat their brains, but you are the one making the decision to do it. Basically you’re the same, but you eat brains. SWEET. Then there’s the fact that you’re a freakin zombie. I don’t know that you can do much better than that.
But then I started to think about being some sweet zombie-slayer type guy. Like the resident evil chick, but with bigger boobs. I mean I wouldn’t want to be in NYC or somewhere where I can be overrun. If I were in York or something, that’d be great. They’d be sparse enough that I could walk around with a shotgun and just blow people’s heads off. I’d just wait for them to do their zombie meander over to me, put the gun in their mouth, and just explode their skulls. Man that sounds awesome.
I’m goin with zombie killer. How about you?
