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Fri Nov 7

Words We Just Don’t Use Enough

So this blog has gotten decidedly more serious than I ever intended it to  I figured I’d make a top ten list of words we just don’t use as often as we should.  I imagine several of these will be comical terms for genitalia (we once compiled lists of over 40 for male and nearly that many for female.)  Most of the terms from those lists will be left off because they are either too dirty to use in public conversation, or they just don’t have the chuckle factor.  Anyway here it goes.

10.poppycock

9.titmouse

8.boner

7.poop (an all time classic)

6.boobs

5.pickle (just a fun one to say)

4.flabbergast

3.whoopy (as in make whoopy)

2.booger

1.weiner

I dare you to say weiner in casual conversation amonst friends and see if anyone is able to avoid at least cracking a smile.

Sure most of those are pretty immature, but who the hell wants to be mature anyway?  If you find a way to fit all of those words into your daily vocabulary, you will most certainly be a happier person.

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